(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
You seem excited.
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple one.
I'll show you a psychological trick.
We need someone from the audience.
You, sir.
You can stay seated.
So...
There's nothing on this sketchbook.
Nothing here.
Please hold this above your head.
Hold that.
I'll say the magic word
and the sketchbook will say where you live.
So where do you live, sir?
Say it loudly.
Pyeongtaek.
- Pyeongtaek. / - Yes.
This gentleman lives in Pyeongtaek.
Pyeongtaek.
He lives in Pyeongtaek.
Look into my eyes.
Look into my eyes. Where do you live?
Pyeongtaek!
- Pyeongtaek, Pyeongtaek... / - Pyeongtaek!
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Pyeongtaek!
Oh, come on!
Seriously, what was that?
He wrote it from behind.
I saw it. Everyone here did.
He wrote it from behind...
Because of this rude audience member...
We'll show you a different trick.
You, sir.
On this sketchbook,
I've written down
what you'll say in 5 seconds.
5...
4...
- 3... / - Ouch!
2...
What are you doing?
"Ouch! What are you doing?"
I was right.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Alright...
We'll show you the highlight of our show.
A lot of you are dieting now that
summer is approaching.
I'll show you a dieting trick.
I'll make Magician Bae Jeonggeun skinny.
- Magician Bae Jeonggeun. / - Yes, boss.
Don't you want to be skinny?
That's right, boss.
- Get ready. / - Yes, boss.
Get in there.
I will turn...
Magician Bae Jeonggeun skinny.
- Magician Bae Jeonggeun. / - Yes, boss.
What did you eat? Say ah.
My hand is going in now.
Oh, so that's what you ate. Open wider.
He ate an apple.
Who wants an apple?
Later then...
Let's see what else he ate.
My goodness.
So this is what you ate.
1, 2... Abra...
He ate beef soup and the bowl.
Let's see what else he ate.
He ate a side-view mirror.
Now...
We'll bring in a skinny Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
- Applause! / - Applause!
(So Many Distractions)
We'll be starting the interviews
for hair designers for Gag Salon...
- So get ready. / - Okay.
Hello, I'm applying for Gag Salon
to make people's hair look beautiful...
Are you nervous?
Yes...
Why is he talking to me?
To make people's hair look...
Do you like short hair?
No, no.
You used to?
No.
But not anymore?
No, no.
Oh, you have wavy hair?
I said no.
Oh! You're a blockhead?
I am not!
Please be quiet!
Oh, you're a leech!
I said no! Would you stop it?
Oh, you're hot-headed?
Please stop.
Alright, alright, alright.
The term bariquant for clippers is of French origin
and not Japanese...
I bet you thought bariquant was a Japanese term.
Yes...
You're still an amateur.
An amateur?
I'll point out a few of your flaws...
- As a pro at interviews. / - Okay.
Not looking good.
You don't look so great either.
You really are an amateur.
Your scissors don't look good.
Oh, my scissors?
A real pro
brings sharpened scissors...
Why did I bring taffy scissors?
Am I in trouble today?
I didn't bring my scissors...
Scissors, scissors...
Scissors.
Let me borrow your scissors.
- You said they didn't look good. / - If you do...
I'll give you a great tip.
A great tip?
What is it?
First...
Never let anyone borrow your scissors.
What?
Just kidding.
You really are an amateur.
This salon always asks you your motto.
Do you have a motto?
I do have one I like.
Vidal Sassoon created the bob haircut in 1963
and said this...
"The only place where success comes before work
is in the dictionary."
- Are you in theater? / - No.
Mr. Im Jaebaek, it's time for your interview.
That's my motto...
Good luck in there!
He'll be fine.
So what's your motto?
Vidal Sassoon created the bob haircut in 1963
and said this...
"The only place where success comes before work
is in the dictionary."
Very impressive! You're hired!
I came from China in April. I'm Jang Daeryuk.
Here to interview as a hair designer.
Oh, yes. Mr. Jang Daeryuk.
- Please have a seat here. / - Thank you.
Let me take out my resume...
My resume...
Now this is a resume!
Look how thick it is!
I'm trying to practice here.
Should I read it for you?
No.
Name, Jang Daeryuk.
Designer name, Minky Daeryuk.
Experience...
Using a conman for a shaggy cut.
A conman?
Doing a perm with parmesan cheese.
Cheese?
Dyeing roots by acting cute.
That makes no sense.
This is how we do it in China!
- Alright. / - When does the interview start?
Soon.
Oh, it starts soon?
Then get your raincoats on.
Your raincoats...
Hold on. Why are you putting this on?
You're not putting a raincoat on?
No.
You're not putting a raincoat on?
No!
- So this is how they do it in Korea. / - What?
When they interview for hair designers in China...
A bunch of people gather.
"Now you'll dry hair."
Then everyone turns on their hair driers.
The wind blows all the way to the U.S.
And that's a hurricane.
There are that many people?
That's no big deal!
If people forget and leave their hair driers on
and the hot air blows all night...
That's a tropical night.
How is that a tropical night?
This is how we do it in China.
Alright, alright.
Mr. Jang Daeryuk, it's time for your interview.
Alright. Thanks for hearing me out.
Now it's my turn!
- Alright, go ahead. / - Thank you.
What's his deal?
- I'm applying here... / - How's the interview going?
Mr. Paik! What brings you here?
Can't I go into the beauty industry?
That's not what I meant.
So then... What did you prepare?
I prepared hair dye.
Yeah?
This is made of 1 part oxidant
and 1 part hair dye.
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.
Give it here.
This is funny.
How is it funny?
So how much will you charge for this?
A moderate amount...
Moderate... Geez...
This guy's funny.
- How? / - I'll show you a great tip.
- Watch. / - Thank you so much!
First, 1 part hair dye.
1 part hair dye...
And 1 part oxidant...
Oxidant...
You don't need it if you don't have any at home.
And... Most importantly...
6 parts sugar.
Why would you pour sugar in here?
That'll taste good mixed in rice.
What are you talking about?
You put sugar in my hair dye...
You're a hair designer. What's with your hair?
Does my hair look weird?
Hold on.
This is such an honor.
Thank you.
This must be mousse.
It's whipped cream.
What a funny guy.
My hair!
Stop distracting me!
(Comfortable Drama)
Gag Concert is for ages 15 and up.
So that our show can be watched by minors,
we took out all the uncomfortable scenes.
This drama will be comfortable for everyone.
Hey, Jungeun.
You left our gang
and opened up a little business?
Boss, I'm sorry but please leave.
I'm out of the gang life.
I knew you wouldn't listen.
- Boys, take care of this place. / - Yes.
What are you doing?
This show is for ages 15 and up.
We won't show excessive violence.
That's better.
Take good care of this place
so that he'll get customers.
Boss, even if you help,
I won't go back to the gang.
The boss is telling you to come back!
Why you...
You want a taste of this?
Violence?
Do you want a taste of hot broth?
Oh, fish cake broth.
How about some spicy rice cakes?
It's so spicy!
Boss.
He's really good.
That's why I want him back.
Jungeun, no more talking.
We'll go at it 1:1.
If you win, I'll leave you alone.
Alright, you'd better keep this promise.
Looks like I'll get some exercise today.
Stop stripping on this show!
- Let's pray so we don't fight. / - Okay.
We'll be good from now on.
- Amen. / - Amen.
That's enough with the praying.
Knives, handle him.
Yes, boss.
Looks like I'll get some exercise today!
You were going to hit me with that bottle?
My legs are so swollen.
This is the best for swelling.
Right, right.
Jungeun.
Dad...
Who are these people?
What's your business here?
Who is this old fart?
Don't talk to your elders like that!
Kids will learn from you!
What brings you here, sir?
Enough with this nonsense.
Get out of here, you scumbags!
Why are you being so difficult?
Don't you want to keep breathing?
What did you mean by that?
Don't you want to breathe in some aromatic oil?
You're too sensitive now.
Smell some of this. How do you feel now?
You should feel relaxed.
It's good stuff.
- That's enough of that. / - Alright.
Boss.
Please think of the past and just leave.
- Geez... / - This is the opening day for me!
He still doesn't have his head on straight.
He's saying this is his opening day.
This won't do.
- Take out the tools! / - Yes!
Move!
Let's cause some ruckus!
Newly opened!
Be successful!
Gag Concert is for ages 15 and up.
We'll be back again with another comfortable story!
(Zoo News)
Hello.
We'll bring you all the news in the animal world.
This is Zoo News.
I'm Anchor Cat.
And I'm Anchor Mayfly.
It's an honor to work with such a seasoned veteran.
Pardon?
I was born 15 minutes ago.
Ma'am.
- Please read the first report. / - Sure.
This is the first report.
A family of rabbits had 12 babies...
Man! Why am I the first?
Geez...
Why are you so angry all of a sudden?
I just hit puberty.
Already?
Keep reading the news.
I want to be alone. Don't talk to me.
But you're an anchor.
- What? / - Huh?
- You keep... / - Huh?
Talking to me.
This is the first report.
Let's hear from Reporter Seal at Dokdo.
Reporter Seal.
This is Reporter Seal at Dokdo.
Yes, tell us about Dokdo.
Right now, I'm watching southern rough shrimp...
- Being caught at Dokdo. / - Reporter Seal.
- Yes? / - You should stand up.
Yes, I'll stand up.
Stand up.
I'll try!
You can do this!
Give me some shrimp.
You're suddenly asking for shrimp?
I mean help me get up.
That was such a lame dad joke! Get out!
That was hilarious...
You're already a middle-aged man?
Already?
Next is commentary on the animal world.
Editorialist Queen Bee.
These days, more people are
complaining about terrible bosses.
A lot of people are frowning that terrible bosses
treat their employees poorly.
Hey, get me a chair!
I want to sit.
The employees feel horrible
that they have to do unwanted work for their bosses.
Gosh, I'm so hot.
I said I'm hot!
It's a huge problem that these bosses
think of their employees as slaves...
Geez, why is this chair so hard?
We need to get rid of these horrible bosses.
This has been Queen Bee.
Let's go.
That was a great explanation on terrible bosses.
Next is culture.
Painter Squirrel.
Oh, he's a flying squirrel.
Today, I'll show you
a piece of work that took me
30 years to complete.
It's called, "Marriage."
What a great piece of work.
- Can we see it from up close? / - Sure.
What's it called again?
"Divorce."
I'll see you again in 30 years.
Alright, thank you for that.
This is breaking news?
This is breaking news.
A mayfly living in Hwado, Namyangju, Gyeonggi-do
has set a world record by living 2 days.
All mayflies have hope...
What's the point?
What's wrong now?
I'm menopausal.
What's the point of life?
You're menopausal after a few minutes?
I can't stop crying...
Let's move on to the next report.
The last black cow in Korea
will finally be giving birth to a calf today.
Let's check in.
Reporter Chameleon.
I'm Reporter Chameleon and I have many colors.
Right now, I am witnessing
the historic birth of a black calf.
Please join me and watch.
Right behind me...
What? She gave birth?
We were supposed to show that...
She already gave birth. What now?
You should've shown us the birth.
I'll show you.
Alright.
It's slippery from the amniotic fluid...
Thank you so much for that report.
Lastly, it's the weather.
Anchor Mayfly.
Okay...
Goodness...
Did you age in that short time?
How is the weather in Seoul?
Seoul...
Where is Seoul?
We'll end the news before our anchor dies.
Coming next is a documentary about
Anchor Mayfly's life, "One Day."
Please tune in.
(Leaving)
I really enjoyed our blind date, Yunseok.
It felt like time flew by because of you, Soyeong.
I had a great time.
The bus to Chuncheon is leaving. All aboard!
Looks like the bus is about to leave.
You should get going, Yunseok.
No. I'll go after I see you off.
Alright then...
I'd like to see you again.
Me too.
Bye.
Geez, this thing is so dirty...
Looks like I'm going for real now.
Bye.
Oh, it's on the outside.
- I'll text you when I get home. / - Okay.
Goodness...
Looks like it'll leave now.
♪ I'm so tired now ♪
- ♪ Tired of waiting ♪ / - Gosh...
Goodness... My gosh...
- Yunseok. / - Yes.
It must be boring to wait because of me.
No, it feels like time is flying since I'm with you.
Our bus will be departing soon.
I'll leave for real now.
- Good-bye for real. / - Bye.
Hello, passengers.
This bus is headed to Chuncheon.
I'll make sure you have a safe and comfortable ride.
Thank you.
- Bye, Soyeong. / - Bye.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this bus goes to Chuncheon.
Fasten your seatbelts.
Enjoy your trip.
Thank you.
- Bye-bye. / - Bye!
Hello!
This bus is headed to Chuncheon.
Chuncheon.
Please fasten your seat belts.
Thank you.
Good-bye.
- The driver is quite global. / - Yes.
Here we go!
- Bye. / - Bye.
Mister! Mister!
What is it?
I think I left my wallet in the bathroom!
Can I go get it real quick?
We're short on time. We need to get going.
But I have $400 in my wallet! That's my rent!
You should get it then.
Hold it!
Here!
I can just run and get it real quick.
Use this to pay your rent!
It's on me.
Alright, we're going for real now.
I'm going for real.
- Please go. / - Okay.
Hey!
You call that driving?
You suddenly came out of nowhere!
Came out of nowhere?
Get out.
- Oh, geez... / - Hold on.
Hey.
How old are you?
Why? You think I'm younger than you?
Don't speak casually to me!
Just leave.
I will!
Hey, beat it!
Gosh!
I really want to go home!
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
We're recruiting members for this amazing show!
Let's bring in our first applicant.
Come on out!
We're here to join this show.
Who are you?
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell anything.
Leather wallets for $5.
It's real leather, but it's only $5.
Gupal! What are you doing?
I became obsessed with money...
You fool...
Is that how I taught you?
We're selling leather belts too.
The feat of strength we'll show you
is driving in this nail
with my bare hand.
Very impressive!
Gupal and Chilsip!
Let's up the difficulty level!
This nail will be pulled out by teeth.
You're amazing!
With Gupal's teeth!
I can do that.
Oh, I see.
So then...
Pull this out.
What?
Gupal, can you do this?
I can't do it.
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal!
If you just do this,
I'll stop calling you when I get drunk.
Then I'll do it!
Alright, great.
Gupal, did it come out?
Something did come out.
Gupal and Chilsip!
You're out!
At least nothing will get in the way when we kiss.
Huh?
Gupal! Gupal!
So then...
Let's bring in the next applicant.
Come on out!
Hello, everyone!
Hello! Hello!
I'm from the land of hopes and dreams.
I'm Jeonghye.
I'll win the hearts of all kids.
Then show us your show, show, show!
Kids! Come gather here!
Come this way.
I'll make you a cute dog with a balloon today.
It sure is hard to make a living...
Done.
Here.
What? You're thankful?
I never said...
That it was free.
What was that, kid?
You don't have money?
I have no mercy.
Where are you going?
Oh. You want to play hide and seek.
Alright.
Just hold on.
You'd better hide...
Or I'll tear our your hair!
Wrong kid.
Kid, that way...
Is a dead end.
Shall we talk things over now?
With our fists...
What?
If I do this, I'm going to hell?
Life is already like hell for me.
It's a living hell!
You're out!
What?
You're going to hell too.
You're going to hell too!
Let's bring out our next applicant!
Come on out!
Hello!
I'm Im Seonguk of Soul List.
I'll sing my song now.
♪ He left me after I gave him my everything ♪
(Zion. Turtleneck)
♪ That girl that took my everything ♪
♪ I used to really love that man ♪
♪ I believed everything ♪
♪ Gentlemen, ladies, everyone ♪
♪ That men ♪
♪ Should study ♪
♪ We were so crazy ♪
♪ As we ate ♪
♪ We were so crazy ♪
♪ Pork belly ♪
♪ Pork neck, pork cheek, all you can eat ♪
♪ Thank you ♪
♪ She left me after I gave her my everything ♪
♪ In the end, be victorious ♪
How long did you practice this for?
♪ Over a long night ♪
You're out.
How heart-breaking.
♪ Don't be sick ♪
So let's bring out the next applicant.
Come on out!
Goodness! You're hard at work!
You're hard at work.
Who are you?
I sell umbrellas nearby
but I'm so sick of it that I want to quit
and put on a show.
What's wrong with umbrellas?
You see all sorts of idiots carrying around umbrellas.
Deadbeat idiots that bring a plastic umbrella
and then steal someone's nice umbrella.
Idiots that hold their umbrella at the end
and swing it like a golf club.
Idiots that hold their umbrella like this
and call themselves Captain Hook.
And when there's heavy rain...
Some idiots hold their umbrella too close and...
Ouch!
Get their hair torn out.
Idiots that hang their bag...
On their umbrella handle and walk around kicking it.
Idiots that stand on a chair with an umbrella
and jump off thinking it's a parachute.
Crazy idiots that imitate Gang Dongwon!
Nobody does that!
I do.
Anyway.
If you pick me, I'll give out an umbrella to everyone
in the audience if it rains!
But there are 1,000 people in the audience.
I was just saying!
Why do you get so many people?
Our show is very hot on social media.
Didn't you see?
Social media...
I'm so sick of social media too!
What's wrong with social media?
There are all sorts of idiots on social media.
Idiots that only look at
photos of pretty girls on social media.
Then that idiot scrolls back up
when he sees a girl in a bikini.
Some idiots look around for other people...
Before they look at the bikini photo.
And perverted idiots that zoom-in on the photo
if nobody is around.
And idiots that accidently press like
while they're zooming in.
And then petty idiots that get flustered
and cancel the like.
Then they call their friend just in case and say,
"I'm going to like and then unlike your photo.
Look at the alerts."
Idiotic losers that actually try this!
Nobody does that!
I do.
I liked your photo yesterday.
You're in great shape!
Mister, you're.... Not in good shape.
You're out.
I'm unliking that photo!
Let's bring out the next applicant.
Come on out!
Hello!
I can liven up any show! I'm Energy Boy!
Let me liven up the mood
with I.O.I's "Pick Me!"
Everyone, put your hands up and clap!
Put your hands up and clap!
Let's get ready to enjoy ourselves!
Make some noise!
Gosh... Stand up.
Are you okay?
Please help me...
- For the audition? / - I need first aid.
My neck really hurts.
- Go to a hospital. / - Save me!
So let's bring out our last applicant.
Come on out!
Hello.
We're applying to be dancers.
We're the twin dancers!
Unfortunately, we're only looking for one dancer.
We can dance like one person.
- Alright, then show us! / - Alright.
Come on...
Let's get it!
Hey!
That hurt!
That is all.
You pass!
Thank you!
- Only your arms pass. / - What? Just the arms?
The amazing show will continue!
Coming soon!
(Ugly Inside)
♪ Soccer is my friend ♪
♪ I'm never lonely with Yumi ♪
- Give me a kiss! / - Kiss!
How cute.
- Let's break up. / - What do you mean?
- My face keeps changing. / - What?
You won't be able to recognize me.
I won't recognize you? We're the same.
You wouldn't recognize my past photos.
Listen, honey.
I'll love you no matter how you change.
I want to marry you.
Yumi! I'm sorry.
I'll never suggest that again.
- I love you, Yumi. / - I love you too.
Yumi, should we have some beer...
- Since we're at this soccer game? / - Yeah.
- I'll get the beer. / - Okay.
Oh, right. I can't drink beer on herbal medicine.
I'll drink the beers.
Geez! Who are you?
It's Byeongcheol.
♪ I'm never lonely with Yumi ♪
You said you shouldn't drink.
I suddenly felt like a drink.
Don't be like that. Let's just enjoy the game.
I'll kill you.
No, I have a long lifeline.
- It's connected to my pulse. / - Oh, please.
Okay! If Korea wins today, I'll give you a kiss.
Let's go, Sweden! Win, Sweden!
♪ Let's go, Sweden ♪
Too bad. I get to kiss you if Sweden wins.
Come here.
Red card, red card. You're out.
- Get out. / - Alright.
I'll end this here for today.
Get out! Get out! Don't come back!
- Red... / - Byeongcheol!
A red card...
Some weirdo came by.
- It was that bad? / - Yeah.
That was a really big change.
I'm sure you're shocked. I'm sorry.
I'll try not to change anymore.
Cheer up, Yumi.
I'll show you a soccer trick
so you'll cheer up.
- All of a sudden? / - Yeah, to cheer you up.
If Brazil has Ronaldinho,
Korea has me.
I'll go get a ball.
Don't go! I feel like you'll turn into Ronaldinho.
No, that won't happen.
- It will! / - It'll be me.
No! Don't go!
That was completely expected. It's Ronaldinho.
Hello.
I'm not Ronaldinho. I'm Byeongcheol.
Gosh... Why are you talking like that?
You are Ronaldinho.
I'll show you a soccer trick.
Go ahead.
You're pretty good!
Hold on. Stand up straight.
This is stuck to your head.
This is so lame. Get out. Get out!
That's an expensive ball.
You weren't funny.
Unbelievable...
Geez! Today is the worst!
(Special guest, Kim Byeongji)
Wow!
Amazing!
He's a soccer player!
- Nonsense. / - It's Kim Byeongji.
- I'm Byeongcheol. / - Pardon?
♪ I'm never lonely with Yumi ♪
Wow, you are Byeongcheol!
Aren't you Kim Byeongji?
Wow! I'm a huge fan!
My gosh! Let's take a photo.
1, 2, 3.
If you're finished... I'm his girlfriend.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Just because there's a goalie,
doesn't mean you can't score.
What?
- Sorry about that. / - What did you just say?
I can't believe it...
That's why you kept getting scored on!
What?
I'll show you some amazing dribbling.
Why would a goalie show off dribbling?
Yumi, that actually ruined me a long time ago.
At least you're honest.
Forget all this. Get out. Get out of here!
I don't need you! Leave!
You're pretty good at this! Pretty good...
That's pretty impressive.
Yumi, there is no ball behind me.
Yeah, and you have no trophy either.
What are you saying?
I have a trophy. Come on!
What the... This is a trophy?
Wow... Gosh...
This is a trophy?
Is it real gold?
It's real fat.
Let's go, Korean players in Russia!
(Big Picture)
Hello, everyone.
I'm Kim Daehui of Big Picture.
Have you ever heard the term big picture?
It means to come up with a big plan.
So for our skit...
Oh... Sorry about that.
Was that a blooper? No.
This was my big picture
to be on TV longer.
Let's see big pictures in everyday life.
Freshly caught hairtail! $20!
These were just caught! $20!
Welcome.
- How much for hairtail? / - $20.
- I'll take this one. / - Sure.
Hairtail for $15!
- $15? / - $15.
I'll take this one.
- $10! $10! / - I'm sorry.
- $10? For real? / - $10.
- I'll take this one. / - $5!
- $5. / - $5?
- I'll take all of them! / - Sure.
- That's all of them. / - Thank you.
- What a great deal! Thank you! / - Thank you.
- Dad, I bought these for $5. / - What?
Great job!
This was our big picture!
Geez...
- Dear! / - Yeah?
Why aren't you coming home?
I was about to go now.
Hurry!
Oh! Did you throw out the rotting hairtail?
I sold them for $5.
This was our big picture!
We just saw some twists and turns.
So why am I not on this skit for longer?
So the younger comedians get a chance to shine.
Let's see the next big picture.
This is my big picture to have my face shown on TV
even with my back turned.
Hello, this is Twin TV.
- I'm Lee Sangho. / - And I'm Lee Sangmin.
We're twins!
We're out in the streets of Hongdae.
We'll try interviewing someone.
- Let's interview that old man. / - Yeah.
Hello, sir.
- How about an interview? / - Say hello...
What is that? Get that camera out of here.
- Stop the show. / - Alright.
We're sorry, sir.
We'll carry that for you.
Where should I move this?
- Put it over there. / - Sure.
- Thanks. / - Bye.
Start the show again.
Why? I never stopped it.
Doing good deeds will get us moon balloons.
This was our big picture!
Will youngsters help if you're out on the street
holding a heavy package?
They helped. The mission was a success.
Thank you for your donation.
That's all for today's show.
Sir!
- Our show together was a success. / - Yeah!
This was our big picture!
- Hey. / - What is it?
- What time is it? / - I don't know.
Our interview is at 9.
- We have to leave by 7. / - Look at your phone.
My battery is dead.
Don't you have a clock at your house?
Hold on. Let me find out the time.
Who's playing a gong at 3 a.m.?
- It's only 3 a.m. Let's sleep more. / - What a relief.
Mister.
Thank you.
- Yeah, it's 7. You're late. Hurry and go. / - Okay.
I got rid of some competition thanks to you.
This was our big picture!
He's gone.
- He left? / - Yeah.
Thank you, mister!
- What times is it for real? / - It's really 3 a.m.
- That fool! / - Get some sleep.
- You need rest for your interview. / - Thank you.
Sleep tight.
Mister.
He actually believed me!
This was our big picture!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello, hello!
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a Russia World Cup package trip where you can
watch the World Cup and tour Russia.
We have CEO Yoo Minsang to talk to you all.
Hello. Let's go, team Korea!
Yeah!
That's right, people.
You have to hurry.
Yoo Minsang's World Cup package trip
will give away ticket's to Korea vs. Sweden
for just a week.
But we're playing Sweden tomorrow evening.
The plane is departing in 30 minutes, people.
What are you saying?
To just watch the game against Sweden at home.
Go watch the games against Mexico and Germany.
And as you all know,
people love trips that offer a good value.
Yoo Minsang's World Cup package trip
is an amazing value.
It's a super cheap trip.
Cheaper than cheap?
And what's our secret?
Listen to this.
When you arrive at the airport, you'll walk 7 hours
to the Grand Kremlin Palace.
Then you'll walk 15 hours
to get to the stadium and watch the game.
And as a special treat, you'll take a 12-hour
bike ride to get to your hotel. You'll be exhausted.
So very exhausted!
You call that a tour?
- Did you walk here today? / - Why?
Why do you smell so bad?
No! I don't.
Now we'll bring in our regular customer
and hear his review. Come on out!
Team Korea! Let's get in the sweet 16!
I've taken Yoo Minsang's World Cup package tour
for every World Cup.
Korea vs. Togo in Germany...
Lee Cheonsu's free kick!
Goal!
Why are you eating chips as you're talking?
And the World Cup in Korea and Japan...
Ahn Junghwan's header!
Goal!
Do you have to eat while talking?
I hope the Korean players score...
- Once, twice, three times... / - Hey! Hey!
Get out of here!
- It's mine! / - What is he saying?
Did he come here to eat chips?
We'll tell you a bit more about our product.
So that you can really enjoy
some thrilling matches,
our CEO Yoo Minsang
made an illegal sports betting site.
No. I'll get arrested, I did not.
Start by watching a soccer match
and end with a tour of a prison cell.
- No, don't be ridiculous. / - What's more surprising...
Is that our CEO Yoo Minsang
bet that Sweden would win.
No, no.
Oh, you'll be happy if Korea wins
and get paid if they don't.
What are you saying?
Is it Korea or money?
Kor-money?
No, never mind.
The first 10 people that purchase this trip
will get a ball with Son Heungmin's autograph.
Wow! Is it really Son Heungmin's autograph?
That's a basketball.
Who's Son Eungmin of the Hanhwa Eagles?
- You don't know? / - Who's Son Eungmin?
- You don't know? / - I don't know.
- Geez... / - Huh?
Now we'll bring in our travel guide...
- To tell us about the itinerary. / - Who is it?
Come on out!
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol and I'm a travel guide.
I was your guide for the Brazil World Cup.
The best place to watch the World Cup...
Is my mom's bar!
What?
Don't spend $5,000 on Yoo Minsang.
Just enjoy a pint of cold beer.
Excuse me, what are you doing?
Do you all want to do a cheer with me?
Let's go, Korea!
We have delicious dried pollack!
Yoo Minsang's World Cup package trip
is way overpriced.
Come to my mom's bar.
Our beers aren't overpriced!
What are you doing?
Are you really a travel guide?
What's his deal?
Don't you all want to go?
Today, there are 150 seats.
Come to Haecheol's mom's bar!
Why would you talk about this?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Follow me!
Thrilling action...
Become the hero of the battlefield!
Download it now.
- Yoo Minsang's World Cup package trip. / - What?
How is that relevant?
Download? What is he talking about?
Don't you all want some, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's chicken soup.
- It's a package trip! / - It's the best!
Gosh!
(I'd Like to Ask a Favor)
Hello.
Hello. Good to be here.
Good to be here. I'm Kim Wonhyo!
Being back here where I first started
feels so nice.
I feel like Gag Concert is like my hometown.
I took some time off from this show.
So a lot of people wanted to know what I was up to.
Some people asked me,
"Why aren't you in Gag Concert? What's your deal?"
They got angry at me.
And others asked, "How do you make a living?"
They were worried about me.
This one guy stared me in the face and said,
"Gosh, I thought you were dead."
I meet all sorts of people.
But I've been preparing to make my comeback.
But it's been a while.
I wanted to come back with a hot new sketch
that would make the news.
But I decided to postpone.
Someone got way too hot...
He was in the search engines for an entire week.
So comeback would've been overshadowed.
If you were to compare us to movies,
he'd be like "The Avengers"
and I'd be like an indie film.
So I postponed by comeback.
I was looking for the right timing
to make my comeback and make the news.
I was waiting for my chance to strike
but then someone struck someone for real!
This is...
I was going to make my comeback then.
This person struck first.
Geez...
Should I have been the one that got hit?
Would that have made me a bigger deal?
No... I still could've been overshadowed.
Anyway, I'd like to ask you all a favor.
Please don't throw your fists at me.
Many people came today.
Raise your hand if you think
you're the funny one in your family.
If you think you're...
Oh, there's one.
I see a few hands.
I became a comedian because
I'm the funny one in my family.
But these days,
entire families are funny.
All the family members are so funny.
These people from Korean...
They're the funniest people in Korea.
My wife is a comedian too,
so we're pretty funny together.
But it's just the two of us.
We're already outnumbered.
These people of Korean Air...
They're amazing.
It's hard to be funny with food.
But they can be funny with peanuts.
I shouldn't laugh too much...
They can even be funny with water in a cup.
If comedians try to be funny with this stuff,
we have to consume it in a different way
or spill all over ourselves and eat it again.
That's how we can be funny.
But they're very tidy when they make jokes.
And they're quite remarkable.
We use all sorts of props.
We bring them from the KBS prop room.
But these people are amazing.
They bring things from abroad to be funny.
They do it secretly.
What am I supposed to do?
Should I bring something from
"Comedy Big League?"
No, no.
They bring things from abroad.
What I bring won't be good enough.
They're on a different level.
Is that why they're a big company?
Anyway, I'd like to ask a favor.
If you really insist on being funny
even though you don't have to be,
try to have the family members
take turns being funny.
They were all so funny, which puts pressure on me.
This is another favor I'd like to ask.
Please let me keep my frequent flier miles.
If I lose my frequent flier miles after this airs...
I'm really worried about that.
So please do me this favor.
If you take away my frequent flier miles,
I'll starve myself too.
Anyway, I hope other people can stop being
so funny so that comedians can make a living.
Please do me this favor!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Who are you guys?
Hello. Our choreography is tight down to the bone.
We're Calcium!
So you have tight choreography.
What's wrong?
- I got kimchi stains on my clothes. / - Where?
I got some here, here,
here and here!
How did you get stains in the same places?
I won't wear this shirt anymore.
Teacher.
It's not even easy to take a shirt off.
Guys, let's switch places.
You startled me.
- Teacher. / - Yes.
- This spot seems a bit easier. / - Alright.
Jinho.
You're really handsome from up close.
I'm not... Ow.
No, you're really handsome.
I'm not... Ow.
- For real. / - Alright! I'm handsome! Ow.
- Geez... / - Geez...
- Geez... / - Dang it!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
I think Juho is more handsome.
Juho, let's switch places.
Yeah, you're handsome from up close too, Juho.
Oh... Thank you.
Teacher.
We'll just show you what we practiced.
Alright then.
Okay, let's get it.
- I'm not doing this! / - Me neither!
I'm out too!
We're the dance team with tight choreography!
We're Calcium!
Alright, good job.
They're good.
Next is Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything.
- I'm DJ Mix Sejin. / - Alright.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I saw a squir-coon at the hill nearby.
What? A squir-coon?
I mixed a squirrel and raccoon!
- The squir-coon was cute. / - I see.
- Teacher, I really like cartoon characters. / - Okay.
I really like Squirtle...
- And Raichu. / - Alright.
I also really like Bonobono.
I mixed those 3 cute characters!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Squirtle, Raichu, Bonobono...
Squirtle, Raichu, Bonobono!
Squirt-chu-bono!
Cute Squirt-chu-bono!
Everyone!
Squirt-chu-bono!
How cute.
- Squirt-chu-bono. / - Sorry.
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, go sit down. Good job, Mix Sejin.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
That was pretty good.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What the...
- What are you doing? / - This is so swag.
I'm going to work at an animal hospital.
I'll totally have swag at the animal hospital.
What will you do at the animal hospital?
First, I'll play with the dog.
Max, sit.
Shake.
Bang!
Bang, bang, bang!
I'll also give out pets.
This one?
He's a swag kitten.
He's a swag puppy.
No touching. They're asleep.
Listen up. Sleep, sleep.
Even their breathing is swag.
What is he saying?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
- I'll totally make it a trend. / - Make what a trend?
First, this potty mat
will become my sailor suit.
And this dog cone collar...
Will become my skirt.
Don't I look like Sailor Moon?
And this chew toy will become my magic wand.
This will totally become a trend.
Are you all ready?
Let's start the performance.
♪ Sorry that I'm not honest ♪
♪ At the end of this moment ♪
♪ Moon Crystal Power ♪
♪ I'll never forgive you in the name of justice ♪
- Bam. / - Alright.
You'll go sit down now.
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD!
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back again ♪
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
- Where are you pointing? / - Teacher.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times when your ♪
♪ Mom seems pleased that the candidate she ♪
♪ Voted for in the regional elections got elected ♪
♪ But then my mom seemed sad that the guy ♪
♪ She voted for hasn't done a thing ♪
♪ My mom said ♪
♪ I started off by picking the wrong husband ♪
♪ My mom said ♪
♪ He'll be around for 4 years ♪
♪ But you'll be around forever ♪
♪ What my mom needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of ballots to vote again ♪
What are you saying?
Who wants to talk next?
Hello.
I love Korea
and I will never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not use English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the breads that Koreans like.
Alright.
Koreans like adzuki bean bread.
It's delicious.
- They like plain white bread too. / - Of course.
And they love sweet bread holes.
I can't believe my ears... What is this?
A bread hole.
It does have a hole.
But I don't think that's what it's called.
It's a bread hole. You all know that. It's delicious.
Everyone here calls it something else.
- Nope. / - Just say it.
- It's a bread hole. / - Come on.
Just say it when I'm giving you the chance to.
I don't know.
- Hold it in! / - No!
You promised!
- Hold it in! / - Don't!
Doughnut!
- D-O-U-G-H-N-U-T! Doughnut! / - Nice!
Chocolate crunch cinnamon doughnut.
Rich jumbo ultimate glazed vanilla lover's
variety doughnut.
The pop star, Ma-doughnut.
The soccer star, Mara-doughnut.
The movie star, Bae Doughnut.
♪ Don't doughnut me ♪
♪ If you're a doughnut, let's go home ♪
♪ Let's make some mung bean pancakes ♪
- You're so excited. / - Teacher.
I can't not speak English.
That's fine. You can say doughnut.
- Really? / - Sure.
- Can I keep going then? / - Alright.
Great.
Next, I'll talk about
my favorite percussion instruments.
- I love the small gong. / - A small gong.
- And the big gong. / - A big gong.
And I love this family of hitting pads.
Geez...
This is nuts...
- This is crazy. / - What?
Well, it does look like a family.
A family of hitting pads.
Do you work at a naming center?
The father, mother, older sister,
the second and the youngest.
It's a family of hitting pads.
- So he plays a family of hitting pads? / - Right.
He's my uncle.
- It has a name! / - It doesn't!
- Just say it! / - There's nothing else.
Say it when I'm giving you the chance to.
Don't say it.
Keep it in.
Drum!
D-R-U-M! Drum!
Electronic roll-up midi kit drum.
Black full size five pieces wired dynamic
complete adult drum.
That's right.
Acne-drum, backne-drum.
Donald Drump.
♪ You make me feel so drum ♪
♪ So drum ♪
I can't not speak English.
- Get out of here. / - Alright!
Thank you guys for coming to Gag Concert.
We'll see you next week. Bye-bye.
He's speaking in tongues.
Please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I brought a gift for the audience today.
Does anyone want this?
Who wants it?
Oh, you in the front.
Here you go.
Press the teddy bear's belly.
People come first.
That prop belongs to KBS. Please return it.
Mr. Principal.
I haven't see the principal from the school next door.
He said he was going to meet someone.
Where is he? He's coming from over there.
It's the principal of the American school.
These two have finally met!
I had to transfer subway lines 3 times to get here.
What is the principal of the American school saying
as he's giving the thumbs up?
People come first.
Human first.
Comrades come first.
He's leaving.
Hold on... Excuse me...
It looks like you dropped something.
CVID?
I hope you can get along like these two.
North, America, North, America!